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Quincy, Power Rangers, Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, Mike and Sully, Pooh, Pluto, Terk, Pocahontas, Stanley, Chip and Dale, Wendel, Brer Fox, Princess Aurora, Cinderella, and Jasmine.

QuincyWhite RangerPink RangerKim Possible and Ron StoppableSullyPooh

PlutoPlutoTerkPocahontasStanleyChip and Dale

WendelWendelBrer FoxBrer FoxPrincess AuroraCinderella

Jasmine

 

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We have been in Florida a few days now, and have been enjoying the sunshine; it has peaked at about 94°F each day.  You can’t beat that sort of weather!

Some fun things that have happened so far:

On the flight over (Virgin Atlantic), none of the seat back screens in our row were working.  To appease us, the flight crew brought us two mini DVD players, and two very cool entertainment machines.  They had basically taken an HP1100 Tablet PC, replaced the keyboard with more of a “media keyboard”, and then loaded software onto the machine that allowed the user to play all of the same media that the in-flight entertainment system was showing.  Of course, it meant that we had much bigger screens than everybody else!  The only drawback was that my son was more interested in watching the in-flight safety video than the main movies; I think he managed to watch it 8 or 9 times...

The keyboard of the in-flight systemDylan watching the in-flight safety video.  Again.

The house we are staying at is great.  About 6 miles to the west of Disney, it is really convenient for the parks.  It is a large house, on one level; so more of a bungalow really!  As you walk in there is a large “Great Room” with adjoining kitchen.  The three bedroom areas are joined to the great room.  There are two double rooms, both with walk-in closets and en suite facilities at one and of the house.  At the other end are two twin rooms, a childrens den and a bathroom.  This is great, because it makes the children feel like they have their part of the house, and we have ours.  The childrens den is particularly cool – it is equipped with a TV/video, funky chairs and games.  On top of all that, the pool and hot-tub are great fun for everyone, and the garage has had a pool table and foosball table installed.  There are more details about Silver Creek Villa here – if you book, tell them I sent you… 

On the first day, the kids asked to go to SeaWorld; this was surprising since it is not a Disney park.  We went early and the place was pretty quiet at that point.  We found ourselves towards the back of the park (intending to see the Sea Lion show) and with a few minutes to spare.  I thought I would check out the queue for Kraken, SeaWorld’s roller coaster.  A 2 minute wait time!  You don’t get those on big attractions often, so I decided to ride.  Now, I know the details of most of the area attractions (height, speed etc) but for some reason, I knew very little about this one.  This just made the ride so much better – it was fantastic.  It has a top speed of 65mph, and there are a total of 7 inversions during the ride.  The Roller Coaster Database has more details.

The kids and I have all been wearing our Boston Red Sox hats.  I am very surprised at the amount of fans there are around.  I have had many conversations in queues etc, most starting with the question “where are you from?”.  Most people seem surprised when I say “London”.  We were watching some street performers at Epcot called the JAMitors (very much in the style of Stomp, playing old trash cans and flower pots with drumsticks – totally awesome) and when they had finished the head JAMitor even came up to me to ask where I was from, and if I knew the score from the previous night.  I guess it really is Red Sox Nation. 

Of course, we’ve met quite a few characters already, and the kids are enjoying getting their autograph books filled up.  They have seen Pinnochio, Timon and Rafiki, the 7 dwarves, Chicken Little and Abby Mallard.  They are looking forward to seeing Mickey and Minnie et al when we head to the Magic Kingdom.

Timon and RafikiPinnochioThe 7 DwarvesIMG_6750

 

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My little girl lost her first tooth the other day.  I thought I would just take a picture to capture the moment.  Isn’t it cute?

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While I was taking the picture though, she suddenly did something that I thought was weird.  She managed to get her tongue to twist through 90 degrees so it was vertical.  Now, it may be that she was using the afore mentioned gap to anchor one side of her tongue, but she maintains not.  I have been trying to do it ever since, and failing!

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Give it a go.  Just make sure no-one is watching when you do!

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For a while now, I have believed that every office has a Kevin.  No matter where you work, you find that one person who is a magnet for “amusing anecdotes to tell at the pub”.  I call this “having a Kevin” in honour of one of our sales guys when I worked back at Worldmachine.

A couple of my favourite Kevin-isms:

  • Kevin wore casual clothes to work most days, with a suit in the office closet for client meetings.  Wednesday, 10am.  Kevin realises he needs his suit dry-cleaned for a client meeting the next day.  Since it is winter and pretty grotty out, Kevin gets a white bin/trash liner bag from the supplies cupboard, covers his suit, and hangs it on the cubicle wall behind him ready to take to the dry cleaners later that day.  Of course he forgets about it and goes home that night.  Unfortunately, Wednesday is “cleaners day”, and by sheer Kevin-luck, he has left the trash bag enclosed suit hanging above the trash can!  On arrival at work the next morning, Kevin realises that the suit he forgot to get dry-cleaned is no longer hanging there waiting for him to don for the impending client meeting.  Before you know it, Kevin is in the dumpster behind the office, knee deep in rotting vegetables from the restaurant below us, desperately searching for the Worldmachine trash bags containing his suit.  Once located, the suit is immediately put on, and he is off to the client meeting…
  • We ate at a nice Italian restaurant a few times for Worldmachine team outings.  Kevin liked the steak.  The waiter took his order – New York Prime, rare – and disappeared.  When he returned with the food, Kevin looked perturbed.  The waiter asked if everything was OK, and Kevin “umm’ed and aah’ed” a bit, then said “yeah, sure…”  The waiter, sensing that perhaps something was wrong, sent over the head waiter.  “Is everything OK sir?”.  “Well, I think you brought me the wrong dish.”  The head waiter asks what he ordered, and he replies with the New York Rump.  The head waiter responded that “we have a New York, and a Rump – that is the Rump”.  Kevin decides that he really wanted the New York (a dish he had enjoyed before), so the head waiter says “no problem”, scoops up the plate and heads off to get the right dish.  A+ for customer service.  Then, as he is walking away, Kevin suddenly calls out “Hey, you couldn’t box that one up for me could you?”.  And they did.  And they didn’t charge him for it!

For a while, in my team at MSN, Mustafa took the role of Kevin for the team.  Some amusing episodes gave him the crown.  He once physically shoved a Senior VP out of the way of the sink with the words “come on, hurry up”, thinking he was someone else.  He mistakenly received a confirmation for an armoured car order.  The FBI scheduled a couple of meetings with him to talk about NT security.  Not quite up to Kevin-esque quality, but pretty funny.

However, Mustafa’s position as “Head Kevin” has been usurped.  Enter the new champion, Paul.  Paul worked with us a while back, and I swear I don’t remember him being this bad.  He has been back at MSN 2 months, and the list of Kevin-isms is already on two sides of paper.  A selection:

Paul, our new kevin?
  • We went to Barcelona for a team offsite last week.  30 minutes before leaving for the airport, he joined us at the breakfast table, grabbed a cup of coffee and then casually delivered the comment “I lost my passport”.  Matt replied with “I sincerely hope you mean you lost it, but found it again?”.  “Oh no, it’s still lost!”.  Not only is the losing of said article typical, the total lack of concern is pretty common too!  He found it not long after tucked behind the mini-bar.
  • After a meeting, everyone had left and someone held up a watch saying “who does this watch belong to”.  Without even looking up I said “it is probably Paul’s”.  Bingo!  Forgetting things is pretty common – his bag in a pub the other week, his coat in a Tapas bar in Barcelona.  It is funnier because everyone else generally notices and then waits for Paul to come running back with a sheepish grin on his face.
  • Paul’s desk is the clearest desk in the whole office.  This is because it limits the damage when he knocks his bottles of water over.  That has to be a 2 or 3 times a week habit for him.
  • Another colleague Jack mentioned the other day that he knows when Paul is coming because of the noise he makes bumping into things.

I am told Paul’s nickname is “cluster”.  It is short for clusterf**k.  The Urban Dictionary includes these definitions: “to have everything wrong happen at the exact same time”, “commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray”.  I think this about sums Paul up!

Every office has a Kevin.  Who is yours?

 

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I will soon be heading off to Walt Disney World in Florida for the first time since 1996.  We chose to wait until the kids were really old enough to enjoy the trip, and now at 6 and a bit and just a tiny bit over 44” tall we figure they are ready.  Disney’s thresholds for attraction heights are 44” and 48”, so when the kids passed the 44” mark, a whole world of rides opened up!

Before 1996, we went pretty often.  Things didn’t really change hugely between visits.  This time, there is going to be a massive amount that has changed and I am looking forward to seeing it all.  For example, Disney’s Animal Kingdom has opened, as well as Universal’s Islands of Adventure.  A number of attractions have closed in the parks I am familiar with, as well as a whole generation of new attractions that have opened.

What will be most different though is sharing the experience with a pair of excitable 6 year olds with enormous imaginations.

Temperatures will be in the upper-80s, so i am really looking forward to that – just my kind of temperature.

Rides I am looking forward to experiencing for the first time:

  • Expedition Everest (at Animal Kingdom)
  • Mission: Space (at Epcot)
  • Kraken (at SeaWorld)
  • Test Track (at Epcot)
  • The many coasters at Universal Islands of Adventure

Of course, there are the old favourites to look forward to as well:

  • Splash Mountain (at Magic Kingdom)
  • Haunted Mansion (at Magic Kingdom)
  • Tower of Terror (as Disney-MGM Studios)
  • Back to the Future (at Universal)

Sadly, Pirates of the Caribbean is closed for rehab, apparently to include Jack Sparrow and Barbosa from the movie.  Shame, that is a great attraction.

What are your favourite rides at Disney or Universal?  What tips do you have for “Disney with Kids”?  Leave me a comment, let me know…

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Microsoft has made the Consolas font available for download.  Consolas is one of the 6 new fonts previously only available in Window Vista (Calibri, Cambria, Candara, Consolas, Constantina, Corbel).  It is a fixed-width font which makes it a great replacement for all text editors, including Visual Studio.

Be aware that it is a ClearType font, so you need to have ClearType enabled to get the best out of it.

I have been using Consolas for a while, and I really like it.  Check it out…

Consolas

Download the Consolas font here.

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Earlier this morning it was 01:02:03 on 04/05/06.

Of course, if you are American you already had the geeky pleasure of this back on the 5th April.


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